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my thirst for older men is strong

im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

legalmexican:

Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

"So how’s school?"

steven-stoned:

OH MY FUCKING GOD OKAY I WAS IN MY BIOLOGY LESSON JUST NOW AND WE WERE LEARNING ABOUT PLANT SEX ORGANS AND WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT CUCUMBERS AND WE MADE OUR TEACHER TYPE “WHAT SEX ARE CUCUMBERS?” INTO GOOGLE AN D SHE CLICKED ON THE FIRST LINK WITHOUT THINKING AND IT WAS A FUCKING GALLERY OF IMAGES OF SEXUAL PENETRATION USING CUCUMBERS AN D SHE SCREAMED AND SHE WAS TRYING TO GET I T OFF THE SCREEN AND I WAS FUCKING LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

archdioceseofawesome:

dukeduchessandprinceofcambridge:

crazywriting:

dukeduchessandprinceofcambridge:

rgnamills:

dukeduchessandprinceofcambridge:

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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​WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN

tHEY ARE NOT CHUPIS STOP STOP STOP

ANA timeandwisdom DILES QUE ES UN CHUPI TU SABES QUE SON CHUPIS

Son bambinoooooos xD

BAMBINOS WTF SON CHUPIS

Those are freezies….

Otter pops you peasants!

nightofthelivingdeadpoetssociety:

order a fucking pizza with me and watch a fucking shitty film with me and play with my fucking hair and wear my fucking tees to bed and fall asleep in my fucking arms you fucking fuck 

beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child